Somethin\u2019 Fishy: A Fish Tale \u2013 by Frank Howes<\/strong><\/p>\u00a0 \u00a0Once upon a time there was a group of men fishing for herring in a branch that ran into Contentnea Creek in eastern North Carolina. This was in the mid-sixties when the herring and shad were still thick in the rivers and streams when they ran in early April. On this particular occasion, the men were fishing at night, and while they waited for their nets to fill, they told tales around a campfire.<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0Among those around the campfire was a young man named Eddie and a wizened old man named Mr. Tom.<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0Eddie was a classic Southern good-ol\u2019 boy and a former high school football star. He was competitive to a fault, and sometimes given to bragging.<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0Mr. Tom was a laconic old tobacco farmer who was fond of a good joke.<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0This evening, the conversation, naturally enough, turned to fish stories: who had caught the biggest fish, what was the best fish bait, and so forth. Many people told their story, but after each one, Eddie told a story about a bigger fish. People around the fire were obviously getting impatient with Eddie\u2019s one-upmanship.<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0Finally, at just the right moment, Mr. Tom started talking. He told a story about a bass he pursued in 1934. \u201cI was a\u2019ter this bass one time in ol\u2019 man Corbett\u2019s pond. I seen him jump once or twice. He was huge, but I could never catch him. Hooked him a couple o\u2019 times, but he got away every time. I was bound and determined to catch that fish, so I kept working at it.<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0\u201cBut that was a smart fish. He never bit on the same bait twice. I started out using worms. Then I used crickets, and later I tried grubs from a wasp nest. Each time I hooked him he got wiser. Like I said, that was a smart fish.\u201d<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0Determined to outdo Mr. Tom, Eddie said \u201cYeah, I\u2019ve caught some big bass, but I like artificial lures, especially rubber worms. One time I caught an 11-pound bass on a rubber worm. Man, did he put up a fight.\u201d He paused a moment, then said, \u201cMr. Tom, did you ever catch that fish.\u201d<\/p>
\u00a0 \u201cYeah, I finally caught him. I outsmarted him.\u201d<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0\u201cWhat\u2019d you catch him on Mr. Tom?\u201d<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0Straight faced, without the slightest gleam in his eye, Mr. Tom said, \u201cCastor oil.\u201d<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0\u201cCastor oil\u203d<\/strong> How\u2019d you catch a fish with castor oil\u203d<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\u00a0 \u00a0\u201cWell, I found out where that fish was a-layin\u2019 up. I started feedin\u2019 him regular one day. I fed him all the baits I\u2019d used \u2013 worms, crickets, grubs, all his favorite foods. And then I used the castor oil, and I caught him!\u201d<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0\u201cI still don\u2019t get it, Mr. Tom. How\u2019d you catch him with castor oil?\u201d<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0\u201cWell, I soaked some bait in castor oil, and I fed it to him. I fed him \u2018til he couldn\u2019t eat no more, and that\u2019s how I caught him.\u201d<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0\u201cWhat,\u201d said Eddie, \u201cI still don\u2019t understand how that helped you catch that fish.\u201d<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0\u201cWell, that fish was so full, he was about to bust open, and when he crawled up on the bank to take a crap, I just reached down and picked him up.<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0\u201cMan,\u201d Mr. Tom continued, \u201cthat was a whopper! It might have been a mite smaller than your eleven-pound whopper, but that was a big \u2018un!\u201d<\/p>
It\u2019s Never too late\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/p><\/p>
Olive – The Cat with Seven Lives<\/strong> \u2013 by Pat Simpson<\/strong><\/p>\u00a0 \u00a0Recently my daughter Diana took her two boys, Charlie & Johnnie on a trip to Maine, specifically to Long Cove Artist Cottage, a rustic little self-contained Maine cottage on Deer Isle, located about 20 miles out in Penobscot Bays \u2013 a perfect retreat: everything they would need in one location \u2013 walking, swimming, and boating.<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0The boys love animals, and when they met Olive the cat, it was love at first sight. Olive was very friendly, but her patchy fur seemed to indicate she was still on the mend from an injury. Her owner & host, Judith, said she was taken by a Bald Eagle but somehow got away and survived the attack, crawled home, and managed to get patched back together.<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0\u201cOlive was alone and covered in tree sap and very sick when I found her,” Judith explained. “After a lot of baths and medication, she was finally well enough to move back in.\u201d<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0\u201cWow,\u201d said Johnnie, \u201cI\u2019m glad she\u2019s alright.\u201d<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0\u201cSo am I,\u201d said Charlie. \u201cI\u2019ll bet she has nightmares1\u201d<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0Olive, now on the bed where they had placed her, looked up as if she wanted to talk. As you know, cats can\u2019t talk. But I\u2019ll bet you didn\u2019t know they could think\u2026<\/p>
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\u00a0 \u00a0\u201cYou don\u2019t know the half of it,\u201d thought Olive. \u201cNot only can I think, but I do<\/u> have nightmares\u2026let me tell you why\u2026I was minding my own business \u2013 as cats always do \u2013 when \u2018Bam!\u2019 something hit me on my back. It really hurt! And I immediately felt myself being lifted from the ground. Something was pinching my back and I was getting higher and higher\u2026so high that I thought I was looking down from Heaven.<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0\u201cThat\u2019s when I lost the first of my nine lives.<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0\u201cSuddenly, whatever or whoever it was, let me go. That\u2019s when I fell from the sky. And that\u2019s when I lost my second life.<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0\u201cIt wasn\u2019t until much later (as my mom Judith explained to me) that I learned eagles drop their prey to incapacitate them. They will use their strong talons to grab them and throw them off a high cliff. After they drop dead from free-fall, the eagle will devour them.<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0\u201cAll I can say is that the next thing I knew, I awoke in the forest the following morning. I was surrounded by dampness, mud, and an overwhelming sense of isolation. My body bore the marks of the harrowing experience, with bruises on my neck, shoulder, and ankle. My right eye was swollen shut and I felt a wave of dizziness wash over me. I came to the grim realization that I had survived a great fall through the forest. Overhead, I could hear the cry of an eagle but the dense canopy of trees obscured me from its view.<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0\u201cWhat now?\u201d I thought. \u201cBut I realized I had no choice. I had to confront the daunting challenge of surviving alone in the treacherous cold forests of Maine \u2013 and I would have to use every survival skill as well.<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0\u201cAware that I couldn\u2019t stay there forever, I decided to venture into the forest. I carefully treaded forward, one step at a time, as a precautionary measure to avoid stepping on hidden snakes or insects. I repeated this process \u2013 stepping and listening \u2013 repeating the cycle as I forged my way through the treacherous terrain.<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0\u201cI had no food, and when thirst struck, I resorted to licking water droplets from tree leaves. Determined to find civilization and home, I followed a small creek, hoping it would lead me to a larger river and eventually to help. Days without sustenance took their toll. I succumbed to hallucinations. With sheer determination I somehow managed to persevere. \u00a0However, I heard a voice that seemed too real to be a mere figment of my imagination. It was Judith! She emerged from the forest, took me home and provided me with food and tended to my injuries.<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0\u201cIt was Judith who gave me healing. It was Judith who gave me the care I desperately needed.<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0\u201cJudith, I am but a cat; but I still have seven lives and I\u2019ll be your friend forever!\u201d<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0P.S. \u00a0It wasn\u2019t until later that I learned that Judith could have protected me with a \u201craptor shield\u201d. You know \u2013 Protects against raptors. birds of prey: hawks, owls, eagles \u2013 like the one that almost got me. You can also get something like a spike vest or a coyote vest. What eagle in its right mind would want to attack cute little me? It would get a mouthful of spikes!\u201d<\/p>
Our First Wedding Anniversary: A Note of Thanks from Pat and June Cheek Simpson <\/strong><\/p><\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0 June and I just want everyone to know how grateful and thankful we were for Food and Dietary Director Charlie Banks (C.B.) and his staff\u2019s fabulous treatment of us on Sunday evening, May 21, 2023. Just a couple of days before that I had mentioned in passing to C.B. that Sunday marked our first wedding anniversary. As you may know, June Cheek and I were married right here in the dining room a year ago. We will never forget C.B.\u2019s wonderful food and service at our wedding reception that day.<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0Fast forward one year later to Sunday evening \u2013 food server Mary Saseen had asked us at lunch-time to be at a certain dining room table at 3:30 pm. We knew that something was up \u2013 so we indeed arrived on time. Lo and behold, Mary, assisted by Imani Kelly and Jamaul Bible, brought forward a wonderful round wedding anniversary cake with three candles. She got the crowd to say “Happy Anniversary” as June blew out the candles. It was a wonderful cake (and wonderful prime rib) and we had a wonderful time!<\/p>
\u00a0 \u00a0I pray for C.B. and his staff every day, asking God to grant them the gifts of “helps”, the gift of patience, and the gift of love. God granted all three prayers last Sunday night. June and I would like to thank them from the bottom of our hearts. May they all have one blessed day after another!<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t